calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

+ 57,818 notes

voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award

+ 170,106 notes

Blarg!

• 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
• 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
• 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
• 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
• 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
• 6. What are you excited for?
• 7. What happened tonight?
• 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
• 9. Is confidence cute?
• 10. What is the last beverage you had?
• 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
• 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
• 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
• 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
• 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
• 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
• 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
• 18. The last time you felt broken?
• 19. Have you had sex today?
• 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
• 21. Are you in a good mood?
• 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
• 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
• 24. What do you want right this second?
• 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
• 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
• 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
• 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
• 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
• 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
• 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
• 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
• 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
• 34. Listening to?
• 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
• 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
• 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• 38. Who did you last call?
• 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
• 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
• 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
• 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
• 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
• 44. Do you tan in the nude?
• 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
• 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
• 47. Who was the last person to call you?
• 48. Do you sing in the shower?
• 49. Do you dance in the car?
• 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
• 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
• 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
• 53. Is Christmas stressful?
• 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
• 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
• 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
• 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
• 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
• 59. Take a vitamin daily?
• 60. Wear slippers?
• 61. Wear a bath robe?
• 62. What do you wear to bed?
• 63. First concert?
• 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
• 65. Nike or Adidas?
• 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
• 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
• 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
• 69. Ever take dance lessons?
• 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
• 71. Can you curl your tongue?
• 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
• 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
• 74. What is your favorite book?
• 75. Do you study better with or without music?
• 76. Regularly burn incense?
• 77. Ever been in love?
• 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
• 79. What was the last concert you saw?
• 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
• 81. Tea or coffee?
• 82. Favorite type of cookie?
• 83. Can you swim well?
• 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
• 85. Are you patient?
• 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
• 87. Ever won a contest?
• 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
• 89. Which are better black or green olives?
• 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
• 91. Best room for a fireplace?
• 92. Do you want to get married?

+ 546,876 notes